A Canadian company, BottomsUp, has released the padded underwear for MEN!! No matter what jeans you wear, how flat your ass really is, or how small your package, you can always look like you’re well-endowed, and wonderfully bootied. With built in pockets in the butt to hold your BUTT PADS and hidden pocket in the crotch area for the POUCH ENHANCEMENT PAD double layers of fabric provide for strength and longevity in your briefs. According to their website, “Bottoms Up boxer briefs create a natural look when under clothing and our pads also provide the utmost in comfort for wearing for long periods of time and/or sitting on hard chairs and surfaces.”

Blurbberry’s editor says, “Too bad, when you undress, your potential love mate might be a tad disappointed, and potentially weirded out.”