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Did you ever see John Water’s film, Serial Mom? It’s one of our favorites, here at blurbberry. In it, Kathleen Turner plays this psycho crazy b***h mom, who kills people if they get in the way of her family’s well-being. It’s truly inspiring. Anyway, in the film, Turner gets immense enjoyment from pranking her neighbour. Watch the clip:

Turner’s character is not alone. While she does not seem to get off sexually from these phone calls, numerous people do attain great sexual pleasure from making prank calls.

Known as Telephone Scatalogia, this fetish involves obtaining sexual arousal and gratification by making obscene calls. Individuals don’t actually need to make the phone call, it seems; the fetish is also characterized by a recurrent, intense sexual urge or fantasy to make the obscene call.

Telephone scatalogia, or telephonicophilia, is theorized as a form of exhibitionism in some circles and an impulse control problem in others. Recipients of obscene calls may feel revolted, victimized, manipulated, or violated… which is what the caller is looking for, really. The scatalogist is usually aroused if the recipient expresses his or her feelings of fright, shock, or anger. If the caller does not think that the recipient is annoyed, then he or she may not call again. 

There are three types of obscene telephone calls. In the most common type, the caller may breathe heavily or describe sexual activities, particularly his masturbatory action, in explicit detail.

The second type of obscene call is one in which the caller threatens the listener and instructs him or her to undress, masturbate, or engage in some form of sexual behavior. One such case involved a Philadelphia-area man who was convicted of making hundreds of threatening obscene calls to women. He told each woman that he was holding her husband hostage, and to guarantee her husband’s safety, she must engage in sex with her children so the caller could listen.

In the third type of obscene call, the caller tries to convince the listener to reveal intimate details of his or her sexual behaviors, often stating that he is conducting a survey of sexual practices for an institute or university.

Often, regardless of the type of call, the caller may sound friendly or recognizable (as Turner does in Serial Mom), manipulating the recipient into responding or carrying on a conversation, before unleashing the sexually-inspired language. 

But, while the clip above and the idea of making prank calls might seem hilarious and kind of exciting, it is considered a criminal offense pretty much everywhere. Recipients of obscene calls are advised to simply hang up on obscene callers, and to report the incident to the telephone company and/or the police. Modern living has certainly cut into the practice, of course. As more households have Caller ID, the telephone scatalogist is limited to telephone booths, and prepaid cell phones.

A healthier form of telephone scatalogia, and one that will most probably not get anyone in trouble, is phone sex. Talking dirty and nasty to an obliging person on the other end can be an extremely great turn-on. You can have phone sex with your partner, meet someone online by specifying that you are looking to have phone sex, or, call up a phone sex service. Either way, phone sex can be HOT HOT HOT!! 

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The love of the doll. The feelings of comfort and protection when holding a stuffed animal… knowing that the big monkey sitting in your bedroom’s corner is not only your confidante, but the only thing that will ever really, truly, understand you, and the depths of your soul.

We were all there once, feeling close to dolls. We were all once Plushies, or Plushophiles, getting great pleasure and comfort from squeezing, touching and caressing a stuffed animal. But for some, the love continued into adulthood, and for some of those, the love turned into a sexual pleasure.

For the Plushie sexual fetishist, holding and caressing the stuffed animal no longer relieves sadness and provides a sense of closeness, it now helps him or her cum. 

But, there’s even a more unique Plushophile. There is the Furry, the one who attains great pleasure from the anthropomorphized stuffed animal, those animals with human qualities such as speech and thinking. And, as there are sexual Plushies in the Plushie world, there are the sexual Furries in the Furry world. Whether dressing up in a Raccoon outfit, or getting fucked up the ass by a man dressed up as a fox, Furry sexual fetishists get off sexually on the mixing of animal and human being in a big fursuit. 

The other day, my friends, T.H. and G.K., and I were talking about Furries, the sexual ones, and I realized that Furries are an extremely misunderstood group. We wondered, how does it develop? And, how does one go about converting a big animal costume into a fucking machine?

George Gurley writes, “There are many kinds of furries, but they all seem to have a few things in common. Something happened to them after a youthful encounter with Bugs Bunny or Scooby Doo or the mascot at the pep rally. They took refuge in cartoons or science fiction. After being bombarded by tigers telling them what cereal to eat, camels smoking cigarettes, cars named after animals, airplanes with eyes and smiles, shirts with alligators, they decided their fellow human beings were not nearly so interesting as those animal characters.

“But it wasn’t so liberating, having these intense feelings, when you thought you were the only person on earth who had them. The second big revelation for most furries came when they got on the Internet. Not only were there others like them, they learned, but they were organized! They started having conventions… even summer camps.

Gurley discusses those who get sexual pleasure from the fursuit. He says, “The furry group has its own customs and language. “Yiff” means sex, “yiffy” means horny or sexual, and “yiffing” means mating. “Fur pile” denotes a bunch of furries lying on top of one another, affectionately, while skritching. “Spooge” is semen — a possible outcome of a fur pile. A “furvert” is anyone who is sexually attracted to mascots and such.”

As you would assume, preparing a fursuit for use during sex might prove difficult. Instructions can be found here. But, there’s a company (Canadian, not surprisingly), called Noble Productions, that will sell you a hot fursuit for $1500, plus taxes, plus all necessary holes.

And, before you judge these people, read the wise words of Dan Savage: ”We’re pro-sex here at Savage Love Inc., and decidedly pro-fetish. As far as we’re concerned, there’s nothing wrong with getting off on fursuit sex or fucking stuffed animals or anything else that doesn’t involve grave bodily harm, real animals, children, or Ann Coulter.”

For all you male gay furries, check out fursuitsex.com. We just couldn’t find a lesbian site, so if anyone knows of one, please tell us so we can update this post. Here’s just a piece of bad news reporting from some city in the USA on Furries!

For all you male gay furries, check out fursuitsex.com. We just couldn’t find a lesbian site, so if anyone knows of one, please tell us so we can update this post. 

Visit previous ‘Sexual Fetish of the Week.’ Balloons

from www.balloon-guys.com

This week’s fetish is the balloon. I remember being a kid, and there was this ‘other kid’ who simply loved being the one to get to all the parties early to help the birthday boy hang up the balloons. This kid would pull and stretch the balloon, slowly blow it up while taking deep long breaths in order to have enough for the next one, tie the knot with his fingers, rub the balloons through his hair, feeling the static build and lift his hair away from his scalp, and…

So, ya, this week’s fetish is the balloon. Balloon fetishism is when a person has a sexual fascination with balloons. Often referring to themselves as looners, balloon fetishists are diverse in their fascination with the balloon. Looners are gay, straight, or bi.

There are four phases of the balloon that might sexually arouse the looner: inflation (blowing it up by some means), admiration (looking at it), interaction (touching, moving, watching, smelling), and destruction (deflation, popping, releasing). 

The practices of the fetishist fall into two distinct categories, poppers and non-poppers. The popper is primarily aroused by the balloon bursting, either through the sexual tension involved in anticipating it pop, and/or in the sensory experience of it. Some looners like blowing the balloon until it pops, often enjoyed when one’s partner does it. Some looners enjoy various forms of erotic popping with objects, by either pins, knives, and the like. And some enjoy watching others sexually stimulate the balloon until popping, with such methods as sitting, hugging, squeezing, stomping, and pinching. In all these cases the popper’s primary interest is in building anticipation and the sexual tension of bursting at any time.

The non-popper, actually abhors destroying the balloon, and is much more sexually aroused by admiring and interacting with it. Interacting with the balloon can range from blowing it up and holding it, to watching others interact with balloons, to placing the balloon underneath the genitals and bouncing on it.

If you’re a loonist and into men manipulating balloons for you, check out BalloonGuys.com. If you’re a loonist and into women manipulating balloons for you, check out LoonerVision. There are many other sites. Simply google ‘balloon’ and ‘fetish’ and pop away!!

Check out this video, featuring a hard core looner. 

Robot fetishism (also known as technosexuality) is the term used to describe an attraction to humanoid or non-humanoid robots.

I once dated man that was so emotionally distant that I wondered if I peeled back his skin if I’d see a labyrinth of steel and wires. And I must admit, his aloofness was a turn on. 

So for that reason, along with my  love of the iPhone, I can almost comprehend this week’s fetish, Robot Fetishism.

Robot Fetishism may sound like a thing of the future, but it’s already a multi-million dollar business in Japan, a nation in love with its Gadgets. One company is already producing life-sized Honeydoll sexbots for men, which cost $7,000. Among it’s many desirable features is the attachable silicone teeth that enhance oral sex which they describe this way on their site, ”Honey Flavor is the head part exclusively for oral sex, which can be used without tearing the doll. This feature is the pioneer in this field.”

The future appears much friendlier than we imagined.